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Patch, Rob, and Hampton in Hampton's backyard.

Back from Tennessee and training Hampton on UFOs. Hampton thinks Rob is OK, beats me why. Rob treats me like a dog. We can't wait until Hampton can go on a UFO hunt in the Tennessee Mountains.
Rob finally came up with something. He said Crop Circles are nothing but UFO graffiti. Rob thinks when a UFO sees a nice field of crops; they make circles to let other UFOs they have been here first. Like when D. Bonne craved his name on a tree in Kentucky. Rob just might be right, if you think UFOs make the crop circles. Rob thinks UFOs get ticked off when they see another UFO beat them to any particular spot. Or it could be a ww2 "Kilroy was here" thing.
Makes sense, there is no way a UFO needs directions once they reach Earth after being able to travel light years of space.
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