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Think my post on National Corporation Parks is just so much joking?

Congress (GOP) has made proposals to sell national parks, to allow corporate sponsorships in national parks, and to rewrite the National Park Service's Management Policies to allow for much more motorized recreation in the national parks. Not to mention timbering and mining.

( http://nationalparkstraveler.typepad.com/national_parks_traveler/2005/10/what_did_the_na.html)

Should we erect a McDonald's or Pizza Hut at Old Faithful? How about an outlet at Jenny Lake in Grand Teton to buy snowmobiles? A powerboat dealer on Crater Lake? A Northface store on Mount McKinley?

Patch thinks not.


This?















Or This?














Soda Butte Creek National Strip Mine


This? Olympic National Park














Or This? Olypmic National Clearcut

 

Top 10 Blonde Inventions


10. The water-proof towel

9. Glow in the dark sunglasses

8. Solar powered flashlights

7. Submarine screen doors

6. A book on how to read

5. Inflatable dart boards

4. A dictionary index

3. Pedal powered wheel chairs

2. Water proof tea bags

1. Zero proof alchohol


ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - The author of a new state law that allows felony charges against owners of dangerous dogs was hospitalized over the weekend after his own dog attacked him

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