"People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America." —George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006
And I want those who are questioning it to step up and explain why all of a sudden a Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great British company." —George W. Bush,
U.S. OUTSOURCES HOMELAND SECURITY TO NORTH KOREA
Little-known Korean Firm ‘Seems Okay,’ Says Chertoff
Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff raised eyebrows today by announcing that the United States would outsource all of its homeland security operations to a little-known North Korean firm called Jim KongIl, Inc.
“When is the last time anyone has been seen crossing any North Korean border?” spoke up President Bush.
Democrats Vow Not To Give Up HopelessnessFebruary 27, 2006
WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference on the steps of the Capitol Monday, Congressional Democrats announced that, despite the scandals plaguing the Republican Party and widespread calls for change in Washington, their party will remain true to its hopeless direction.
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